This is me today… (Taken with Instagram)

This is me today… (Taken with Instagram)

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oldmostlypost asked: You should totally do a completely objective review of a porno. Like plot, character development, scenery, etc.

That is actually not a bad idea at all! My friends and I watch bad ones (well, they’re all kind of bad) all time! So I will do one of those in the future. Because why not?!

Okay, so I’m reading Ready Player One…

And….really? What is going on with this book right now? Is this what people think nerds are like? You don’t need to make 1,000 references to make your character sound nerdy. He isn’t even nerdy: he’s kind of a hipster dick that has very few real characteristics that mke him a person. I believe I am going to live tumble this from here on out…

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wherearewedamfino:

Buster Keaton showing us his Oscar, which he received in 1959.  It was an honorary oscar given to him for his work in pictures.  Sadly I don’t believe any footage of the event is available.  This gif is taken from The Homeowner, an Industrial Film that Buster made in 1961, actually I really like this little film myself.  It can be found on the Industrial Strength Keaton boxset that came out several years ago now.  I actually like to listen to the commentary on this particular film as it is superising how different Maryvale is today from 1961. 

wherearewedamfino:

Buster Keaton showing us his Oscar, which he received in 1959.  It was an honorary oscar given to him for his work in pictures.  Sadly I don’t believe any footage of the event is available.  This gif is taken from The Homeowner, an Industrial Film that Buster made in 1961, actually I really like this little film myself.  It can be found on the Industrial Strength Keaton boxset that came out several years ago now.  I actually like to listen to the commentary on this particular film as it is superising how different Maryvale is today from 1961. 

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HEY EVERYONE!

Y’all should follow my new Tumblr, Farmer’s Mums! It’s all right here! farmersmums.tumblr.com! Taste the happy!

ilovespecifically:

Spoiler Alert! In the Series finale of Breaking Bad, Walter White gets arrested by Stanley Hudson.

I wish this was the finale.

ilovespecifically:

Spoiler Alert! In the Series finale of Breaking Bad, Walter White gets arrested by Stanley Hudson.

I wish this was the finale.

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cheesemonkey119:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

 OBAMA COME BE OUR PRIME MINISTER.
Dat president just wants to eat his waffle…

cheesemonkey119:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

 OBAMA COME BE OUR PRIME MINISTER.

Dat president just wants to eat his waffle…

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Dat turtle just wants to eat that strawberry…

Dat turtle just wants to eat that strawberry…

(Source: summerp-a-aradise)

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My parents said this to me all the time when I was a Kid.

My parents said this to me all the time when I was a Kid.

(Source: captoats)

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Just…Michael Fassbender is the man. 

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